Don't Read This LolIt all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, Randie, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling barely exasperated, Randie backhanded a ninja star, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, she realized that her beloved Manga was missing! Immediately she called her redheaded stepchild of a 'friend', Don. Randie had known Don for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were saucy ones. Don was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... insensitive. Randie called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.Don't Read This Lol by Donhill44
Don picked up to a very angry Randie. Don calmly assured her that most man-eating capybaras yawn before mating, yet long-haired sea monkeys usually indiscriminately grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Randie. Why was Don trying to distract Randie?